ohioisonfiire:

I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

(via iwasrepeals)

Friday / 157,962 notes / reblog
officialwhitegirls:

signal boost!!
Thursday / 0 notes / reblog
stoned
Tuesday / 9,069 notes / reblog

lalondes:

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

who would ever have the self control

(Source: scenicroutes, via sexvalent)

byvalour:

“I’d rather cuddles than sex”

then*

(via stand)

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

(via stand)

Tuesday / 121,036 notes / reblog